Reply Letter To My Ex-Husband Who Is Eloping With My Sister

By: Anuradha 

I received this letter from my husband (Now ex-husband)  who was married to me for the past 7 years.

Dear wife,

I am writing this letter to say my final goodbye to you. well, I decided to leave you forever. I know that I have been a good husband for seven years of marriage but there is nothing that I have to go out of this.

These past couple of weeks were really hard for me and today, I got to know that you quit your job. Well, that is the final straw.

I was trying my best to make things right between us. Two weeks ago, when you came home after work, you didn’t even notice that I have made your favorite dish. You didn’t notice my hair cut nor you did my new pair of boxers. All that you did was eating for a couple of minutes, watching those soaps and finally going straight to bed. That was truly unbearable for me. You just don’t have the need to have a closer intimacy with me and since of late, you have changed a lot.

I don’t know whether you don’t love me or whether you cheat on me. But, whatever it is now I have given up. It’s over and I’m leaving.

Your Ex-husband.

P.S. Please don’t try to find me or come after me. Your sister Karla and I are moving to West Virginia together! I think I can turn a new chapter of my life with her. Wish all the best and hope you have a great life.

My reply to the husband.

Dear Ex-husband,

Trust me, the best thing that happened to me recently was having your letter. It really made my day. I know we have been married for seven years but I don’t think you were a good husband for me at all. Good husbands are different from what you have been true.

Yeah, I watch Tv shows. That is because soaps drown your nonstop griping and whining. I also noticed your haircut as soon as I came in what I felt was you look like a girl with that ugly cut. So, I decided to keep my mouth shut as I felt it will not be nice to say how I really felt about that.

When you made my favorite dish, you must have mistaken me for my lovely sister because I stopped consuming pork seven years ago. When it comes to your boxers, I saw the price tag $39.99 and I think it was a coincidence that my lovely sister Karla had borrowed $40 from me the same day.

But, I still had hopes on you even then. I needed to make things right between us and when I got lotto for 12 million dollars, what I did was quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii.

But when I came home, you were already gone. Only the letter was there and genuinely hope you will get the kind of life that you always wanted to have.

My lawyer said the letter you sent me ensures that you won’t get a dime from what I got now. So, there is nothing more for us to talk but say goodbye.

Your Ex-wife,
free and filthy rich.

P.S. I think I couldn’t tell this to you earlier. My lovely sister Karla was actually born as Karl. I guess this will not be an issue for you.